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史上最強的中國式英語
' m* X2 W E, m3 g p# A. b9 l 1. we two who and who?
! C! |# I/ x, M) z) G* Z 咱倆誰跟誰啊 ! X( B! Q: A3 |5 m" M" e
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2. how are you ? how old are you? * V/ @! ~* |7 t' J3 k0 U
怎么是你,怎么老是你? " `: r) r6 F6 Y; u
0 p# ~" E" P5 r6 U2 Z: _6 p, ] 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you . P5 o+ P2 O8 l1 l* F
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together , Y, `$ E6 n: B1 E, M* x4 ^ T" o
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have % e& \' \6 X" I. F2 e8 ]
nothing to say,go home!!
+ ]$ j) m7 N% M* X 有事起奏,無事退朝
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/ n7 P. {: a* a 6. you me you me 2 D5 i7 P p7 D& G' }
彼此彼此
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
; @7 u2 u/ u, B8 A3 b+ K 你給我站??!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
6 m! ?2 J1 S% J; ^! ` 知之為知之,不知為不知…
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# F9 y+ H" {4 Z/ o. x0 T/ Y0 e 9. WATCH SISTER * x% D! q& X G* |% [3 ~6 ]8 B
表妹 - j$ ~6 t9 _! C* @5 {
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10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
6 a! t9 p2 Z. d2 ^# j 龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞! : g& Z2 _( e- G
* w$ L3 i+ n8 w. D0 ]7 b( J0 M5 T( P 11. American Chinese not enough 8 A w+ v# T+ s _( @2 @
美中不足 6 r5 X% k: E1 V% {9 J% J
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
0 m3 y2 j7 p1 j ^+ P! K$ a 車禍現(xiàn)場描述
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13. heart flower angry open
( M$ K/ o j1 L 心花怒放 ' j6 @8 }0 H' g
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14. go past no mistake past
* r8 h+ t% s2 {& C S: }# v 走過路過,不要錯過
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15. 小明:I am sorry! 5 P" ]6 M, \4 C5 T% |2 w) N+ L& h
老外:I am sorry too! 3 f# _; G% |# e
小明:I am sorry three! : |: U) F2 F0 }; p; g& v
老外:What are you sorry for? - I3 N% m/ E) e1 R f8 _
小明:I am sorry five! " A7 h- {4 @# n& J7 T& |+ C
! U2 x( h* k' f. J 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
7 p! W; ^" x/ ` 要錢沒有,要命一條 , ?8 z1 J1 Y: a' N; Z
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. 4 E1 u4 T3 H: k/ q/ g9 Z
我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。
9 |$ u, A/ |/ u5 Z 你有兩下子。
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19. as far as you go to die
- e. \6 ~1 \9 w. K5 c 有多遠,死多遠!?。?! * |) K1 y% h: O( ~
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 8 q# l2 L5 s4 Y3 e( v+ T- J Z
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 |
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