標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 [打印本頁] 作者: liusongvip8023 時間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 史上最強的中國式英語 6 j% h+ S3 L! p/ V5 V 1． we two who and who？ 7 u& `" p* x" e' D2 W4 C( L 咱倆誰跟誰啊 ' x/ X; `/ A- b0 |. Y0 H9 J' } 0 X2 S# k. r2 D# d# D
2． how are you ? how old are you? , A: Q! A- D x& n: q$ R% O. T, w 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ * f; H8 }3 e( j! F* R8 R
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3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 8 e+ W# U8 ^# D% \ 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 . ~; i d/ R' A! n3 H( N' p1 h
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4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together * \3 Q2 m* N! P( l. O4 n
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ # V3 |* @9 B" _3 V
9 S4 l! B0 c' r/ j9 {3 C6 \4 H5 C. } 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have % ]7 Y% h: v4 D R' P' z nothing to say,go home!! . Z$ R% S5 u6 l4 a9 a: w' G
有事起奏，無事退朝 * n1 p, ?- h8 B# M1 w; p
& \0 H, D+ J4 J$ j8 b 6． you me you me / ~; o: f5 a1 ]& U+ ]% L 彼此彼此 7 n. ~5 G) k) ?
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7． You Give Me Stop!! % e# U3 r6 O& ~! S4 R! e6 v7 x# d 你給我站??！ 6 i+ O0 p5 g) ]' K8 c5 b+ u ! O9 P4 z. C- [8 c5 Q) z3 a' T X 8． know is know noknow is noknow j& _9 C1 o+ x2 _+ `, U$ y) c; } 知之為知之，不知為不知… + E# `# x' k$ h ' K9 a3 R3 Q" v9 A5 M" {/ b! X
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1 d3 f# }% w/ y 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! r4 Y" k6 {( ~. q6 k/ X
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ $ A, \1 h: e& A# J% N7 D " c8 r) w0 G$ y+ W 11． American Chinese not enough . W0 F* s, z V! f2 D2 J* B2 d8 k 美中不足 0 u$ p" @6 j# \- s
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12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die # }( S6 M: c# N! ] 車禍現(xiàn)場描述 ! c4 t+ J' O4 r $ ~% J2 C q2 i! m- [
13． heart flower angry open $ `/ {/ Z% H0 O: Z- [" t" A+ n 心花怒放 1 m! c6 f1 T3 T$ f) K7 j+ Z
1 x P# G# J8 S; V 14． go past no mistake past ( b% o; n/ q" x! V- L, T |$ c4 \4 T
走過路過，不要錯過 $ B* p( q9 t! R
; g5 o* n: u8 P) ^ 15． 小明：I am sorry! $ T. |) i& d1 ^. D' Y 老外：I am sorry too! & ~' I- p/ f' p& ~
小明：I am sorry three! ' q0 ~2 K# O* i( k4 P; Y 老外：What are you sorry for? ( D a. N1 u O! y6 {) a/ I 小明：I am sorry five! * ^, X( [( T" i
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16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! + p- G% {- s' x
要錢沒有，要命一條 ) d0 ?( {8 ~& n* H: C1 S 8 R( ~+ s; Q z1 [( R! L; V 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. ; u$ E* v; o$ V& a* u, J- p/ ^
我叫李老大，今年25。 + ]5 e7 B7 ?6 X9 l$ a , m" Q6 E3 S, x( N 18． you have two down son。 F; x+ W$ A+ n, Z( [" R! P
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有多遠，死多遠?。。?！ 6 i, p; ?1 H9 V7 _5 w5 y/ v8 ?
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20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. , R \2 S+ Y6 q
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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