標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 [打印本頁] 作者: liusongvip8023 時間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 史上最強的中國式英語 ( p- \9 o; |, k, W$ [9 e 1． we two who and who？ 3 M1 k# I5 {2 n+ i
咱倆誰跟誰啊 : _8 E; b( G5 @: E* l% N
3 Z* A% u9 |. P1 }- a: Y* c 2． how are you ? how old are you? * g, p+ }- ]% A0 c& n# d/ y9 q
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3 A; q8 p4 T. B; h / c: a# L5 w. F+ k
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you , g% `, V5 X4 q6 i$ e( [& _% g
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 Z. G. Z! n# N& F: f
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4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together , w% i$ J+ n2 C& A" F 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ $ l4 ^. |+ P0 @4 _- Z
- H& S) D; @2 j$ p2 D 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 7 D& x' ^% y4 M: |/ X# r' Z0 X nothing to say,go home!! & n i e* c& Z% C% D 有事起奏，無事退朝 $ d$ H% D" _# T( B0 k( n8 f1 v
7 S3 x* @- \" u* _2 @ \' z 6． you me you me ! |- i% `! O0 c2 A$ Y8 e 彼此彼此 K4 a/ O2 D' V5 l; h
4 ~& ~- i9 o+ N# O( o 7． You Give Me Stop!! / I5 }' n- g: r: g3 D
你給我站??！ + _) |) g4 Z/ y+ W0 u; V' P5 ?, M4 E
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知之為知之，不知為不知… . A% H* v7 V. B4 P, w% [. E
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表妹 4 {9 V3 P! f; z+ K 4 `( c/ O8 e; O$ B. E
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ( A0 I' C5 }- t4 l, b$ A9 q% a
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ 9 @+ u4 B) o: J
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11． American Chinese not enough 4 w1 @- i# k# d# H R
美中不足 - K4 B A: L9 k F( @) K% D* }+ F+ f2 K3 W/ B0 o
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die : y! _$ @+ L( D1 C
車禍現(xiàn)場描述 6 H7 |3 q: O3 h) l/ y: A , m' c8 R& q) y6 k; i 13． heart flower angry open : p$ P( ?, Z1 D" W0 D! x 心花怒放 ! l5 c R- u" i' d
1 y5 j; e1 ]& O 14． go past no mistake past 5 V. M) w6 J+ ^9 C 走過路過，不要錯過 3 K. ^1 r6 P: l m5 K# i* X 5 k! E. w" A. ~, _3 C/ w+ A 15． 小明：I am sorry! 1 Z w: _. e: ?# D3 q$ V+ F; C 老外：I am sorry too! 3 A. R: q" q4 Z; |. p7 A; }
小明：I am sorry three! 8 d4 S) i9 J$ `: X* H0 I" q6 o
老外：What are you sorry for? ! D, h; s4 o" E/ ? 小明：I am sorry five! / [% f5 ?) ?9 N. @4 l( V! R 4 J" ?! ~ o8 L 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! ' ?, x8 o) `. I n6 U9 C) _8 I 要錢沒有，要命一條 2 j& }* l, \. f* d + N6 E$ R) e2 O
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. : ?$ X) r! i8 q7 T# n 我叫李老大，今年25。 * m) Q+ d& W% Y9 z- a* w. E' w; H' i% k 8 Q( E5 [& f/ ^* k9 U4 p: \
18． you have two down son。 ! s9 r& P$ ]/ Q" X' ^ 你有兩下子。 ' _( h# N( u* e
# ] F9 T2 O1 {" z, _ 19． as far as you go to die # j# B2 T7 F8 \' @4 g( o6 [& d 有多遠，死多遠?。。?！ " Z2 \5 l8 `) f' |+ D$ u3 d- z# W
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20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 7 U+ K$ s0 s" a( z9 b. |% F) W
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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